From the original archive
The Story
Excelsior Springs Tigers
Chance - He joins the league in 2022 after Creston destroyed the team for years and barely showed up for the draft. From Missouri, he has a tough job of rebuilding this dumpster fire. After 3 years of rebuilding, this team made the playoffs and even won a game. Chance brought home a DROY award with DL Jared Verse. The team is up to 24th in total wins.
Creston Polar Bears
Jamie -
He lives in Florida and had never played fantasy football until joining the league. When you look up the word "homer" and "unlucky", there will be a picture of Jamie. He is a Michigan and Green Bay fan and will add any players from those teams to his, good or bad. He has made the Playoffs in 1 season and lost in his only Playoff game in his only winning season. But has been to the Jamarcus Russell Bowl 9 times and brought home that trophy 4 times. Because he knows how to lose so well, we have renamed the Jamarcus Russell Bowl to the Creston Bowl. It's cold but Polar Bears thrive there. He has set some unbreakable records. Creston has managed to lose 2 games by .05 points against 2 different Panther teams. He has had the fewest wins in a season with 1, and has 17 loses in a row. Despite not winning much, he does know how to beat Lee's Summit. In Season 6, he had the Offensive Rookie of the Year in Cam Newton and a DROY with Devin Bush in season 14. He holds a winning percentage under .310. He has managed to trade away Peyton Manning, OROY Cam Newton, and Drew Brees and many more. I'm thinking "unlucky" is not the term I would use.